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Paul Smith
Guest
Overheard in an airport lounge one day:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
"At your age?'
'Yesserie!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'Is she good looking?'
'Not particularly'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she weighs 90 pounds and still has her medical!
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
"At your age?'
'Yesserie!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'Is she good looking?'
'Not particularly'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she weighs 90 pounds and still has her medical!
