Fifinella
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--your stall warning horn plays "Dixie."
--your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
--you think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
--you've ever used moonshine as gas.
--your wheel pants have mud flaps .....
--those mud flaps sport a chrome silhouette of a reclining nude.
--you think GPS stands for "Going Perfectly Straight."
--your toothpick keeps poking your boom mike.
--you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
--you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
--you fuel your Cessna from a Mason jar.
--you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
--you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
--there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service.
--the set of "matched luggage" you take on your long cross-country flights is three grocery sacks from the same Piggly Wiggly.
--you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper.
-- you use a condom for a pitot tube cover.
--just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Enjoy!
KAP
--your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
--you think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
--you've ever used moonshine as gas.
--your wheel pants have mud flaps .....
--those mud flaps sport a chrome silhouette of a reclining nude.
--you think GPS stands for "Going Perfectly Straight."
--your toothpick keeps poking your boom mike.
--you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
--you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
--you fuel your Cessna from a Mason jar.
--you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."
--you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
--there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service.
--the set of "matched luggage" you take on your long cross-country flights is three grocery sacks from the same Piggly Wiggly.
--you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper.
-- you use a condom for a pitot tube cover.
--just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"
Enjoy!
KAP
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