Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got
one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says,
"Excellent trade, sir."
